Rambled Musings

1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Only one???

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth? U2 too sanctimonious

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Lots of people

4. What is your favorite cheese? Sharp cheddar

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal: anything but chopped ham

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Sarah Michelle Gellar and/or Jessica Alba

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? Music… Taylor Swift – she sings “Our Song”

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. A hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Get tested….

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Anywhere but Disney!!!

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Nearest bookstore

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be? Bacardi 151

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I’d be afraid to go back anywhere. I don’t want to change the time line I’m in.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? I am supreme ruler

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? I wouldn’t. TV bores me lately

15. What is your favorite expletive? Jesus GD F*CK!ng Christ when I’m really pissed

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Start them on fire and lead them outside so the house doesn’t burn down

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab TWO inanimate objects. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? I should read a head JGDF mummies. A brief case with some papers in it.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? See answer 6

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Mind control to make #6 possible

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? I wouldn’t do it.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Look at my above answer-NOTHING!

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where would it be? Canada – it’s just like the US but with better health care

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? I don’t go to bars.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out, I can FLOAT!!" : My friend, Laura. She smokes a lot of weed and it would totally trip her out (Brat's answer, but it cracked me up. So, it's staying. – Pinky’s answer) - my answer is to change the name to Paul – a friend from the old days for the same reason

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? Like Pet Cemetery – no thanks

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? No idea, maybe my father just to learn who he was