What song are you listening to right now?
I rarely listen to music at home.
What do you love?
The wife and kids
your mom or mine
Can I see a picture of your mom before I make a decision??????
When you find a spider do you kill it or let it go?
Kill it per the rules of being a husband
Lefty or Righty?
Depends on what I’m doing…………
What is your favorite season?
Fall, good tem and dry
Do you HAS?
What?!? This is a dumb question!
What is your favorite song of all time?
I wanna be sedated by the Ramones
What is my favorite nail polish color?
How would I know your favorite color?
Would you give your number to anyone that looks good?
nope
American or British?
I love British sitcoms on PBS
OLD SCHOOL R.KELLY OR NEW SCHOOL R.KELLY?
Neither
MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK?
I have both
LIP GLOSS,CARMEX OR CHAP STICK?
none
Who was your first kiss?
Again……….. Lynn
do you look behind the shower curtain before you go to the bathroom?
We have a shower door…
D-Generation X or Evolution?
What..
Undertaker or Kane?
Undertaker.
What is your favorite movie?
There are too many I like to chose just one
Who is your favorite celebrity???
none
If you had to be fat or ugly what would you pick?
Fat, because you can change that. You can't change ugly.-I’ll use Pinky’s answer
How do you like your men?
I don’t
Do you ever dip your toast into milk and then make it into a shake?
eeeewwwwwwwww!
Do you sing in the shower?
No, I do other things in the shower
Do you prefer people with glasses or with contacts?
Don’t care
Do you like baseball, football, basketball or other...or do you just hate all sports?
I can do without baseball
Turnoff on opposite sex?
Cheaters.
BOO!
I am soooo scared!
What time is it when an elephant sits on a chair?
Time to buy a new chair. Duh.
Is Brandon Cope ugly?
who
Would you like to kill the creators of this long a$$ quiz?
Thinking about it
Gold or Silver?
Cornilious (sp) from the Christmas special didn’t care why should I??
Winter or summer Olympics?
I little of both
If you were an animal, what kind would you be?
Tiger
Anal or oral?
Depends – give or receive
What was your favorite high school subject?
electronics
Do you masturbate?
Why let all that porn go to waste
Am I the only child?
How would I know if you’re an only child
what is the best part of high school?
The end
Is your middle name Nicole?
no
Is your name Kelera?
no.
Have you ever hooked up with 3 girls/guys in 1 night?
No, I’m a good boy
What is your favorite comfort food?
fod
Do you believe in God?
Ask me after I die.- nagain using Pinky’s answer
What do you regret?
Nothing. Everything happens for a reason and our past makes up who and where we are today. I'm happy with life. – I think I used this answer in a different quiz
What kind of drugs have you tried?
Advil, tylenol
How would you spend the last five minutes with the one person of the opposite sex that you loved the most?
Depends on why they were the last 5 minutes
What would you do if you are going to die in the next minute?
No idea
If you had to rule your empire/country/city with an iron fist, which dictator would you model yourself after?
Me
Least favorite song in the world?
No idea
If you could choose your ethnicity what would you choose?
American
What is your favorite movie quote?
Yippee-ki-yay, Mother-bleep! – good one but after watching Superman returns “I did Superman” is a good one
What would be the soundtrack to the movie about your life?
I have no idea, ask John Williams
If you had to make a movie about your life what would it be called?
boring
If a tree fell down in the forest and hit a mime, would it make a sound?
nope
What is your favorite Shakespearean play?
None, I never got into the bard
If you fell off a cliff what would be you last thought?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Who is your favorite SNL personality?
No one on the show has personality
Are you happy to have single-handedly destroyed the earth?
possibly
How do you tell if you are in love or just in lust?
Do you think more about his/her personality or his/ her body parts – good answer Pinky
Would you rather be an elf, dwarf, or hobbit
Gnome – thief illusionist
If you could make any junk food super-nutritious, which one would you pick?
Orange chocolate sponge candy
Do you like to go online everyday?
yes
How many licks DOES it take to get the center of a Tootsie Pop???
There are some things I won’t lick
How far do you drive to school/work every day?
Every day is different
What is your favorite kind of cheese?
Depends - usually cheddar
What do you want?
stuff
Where were you born?
DC
Die with wealth, or a loved one?
loved
What is your ideal pizza?
Chesse, pepperoni, pepper, olives, sausage
Look to your left: What do you see?
My other laptop I’m using
Have you ever popped, locked, and dropped it?
what
Where in the world do you feel the safest?
here.
Have you ever been on vacation outside the U.S.?
Technically Canada is outside the US.
What are you looking forward to this summer?
Lack of cold
Sex before marriage or after marriage??
After – one person for the rest of your life
Two sports I played in middle school?
none
Musical instrument I play?
none
Are you self obsessed?
kinda.
Who Are Your Best Friends?
The wife
Who is the person you love the most?
The wife!
Imagine your homeroom teacher with a bikini on...
Thankfully I’m not in school
What I dislike most about the general public is...
stupidity".
