Blog EntryinterestingMay 15, '08 2:38 PM
for everyone

My 20th reunion is this August.  The wife got this joke in her email an thought she'd share.

 

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.  My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
 
"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
 
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
 
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything!!  LOL

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greenwytch wrote on May 15
LMAO!
mfhy2k wrote on May 15
LMAO!
She's not allowed to the reunion.
greenwytch wrote on May 15
i wouldn't take her, either.

) ; D
dragline wrote on May 15
lol..very true!
mfhy2k wrote on May 15
lol..very true!
pttttthhhhhh

That was so not nice
;)
leathermenace wrote on May 15
(menace revised ending, just for the fun of it.)
I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

My wife walked to where the woman sat and stuck her hand out to be shook and thumbed her attention towards me over her shoulder with the other. "My husband over there says you been drinking since the day y'all broke up. Who would think I'd ever meet a person who could celebrate this long?"

The woman looked at me, looked at my wife, looked at her drink, smiled and sat it down.

dragline wrote on May 15
I meant about the more than two ways to look at something...I wasn't trying to be mean. Sorry if it sounded that way.
ria715 wrote on May 15
LOL My 10th reunion was 5 years or so ago and my least favorite female in school's husband came up and told me I was hot... karma baby! I laughed about it for weeks and that made it worth the cost of the tickets.
mfhy2k wrote on May 16
I meant about the more than two ways to look at something...I wasn't trying to be mean. Sorry if it sounded that way.
I knew you weren't being mean.


I put a smiley face on the comment.
mfhy2k wrote on May 16
(menace revised ending, just for the fun of it.)
I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

My wife walked to where the woman sat and stuck her hand out to be shook and thumbed her attention towards me over her shoulder with the other. "My husband over there says you been drinking since the day y'all broke up. Who would think I'd ever meet a person who could celebrate this long?"

The woman looked at me, looked at my wife, looked at her drink, smiled and sat it down.

OOhhhhhhh that's a cold ending.


I like it on a weird way.
mfhy2k wrote on May 16
ria715 said
LOL My 10th reunion was 5 years or so ago and my least favorite female in school's husband came up and told me I was hot... karma baby! I laughed about it for weeks and that made it worth the cost of the tickets.
They have a great marriage going.

I hope you got to dance with him in front of her.
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