Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Buffalo Bills

Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your front yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A: Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never have a touchdown there

Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
A: Because then Buffalo would want one.

Q: What's the difference between Trent Edwards & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Football preseason starts this week. I expect the Bills to go 10 - 6 and lose in the first round of the play offs. Now that's what I expect to happen. The reality is the Bills will go 5 - 11 and watch the plat offs from home.

We start off with an arrest and a food allergy. I can't wait to see how bad it gets from here. Hockey season is almost here.

In case you noticed I never mention baseball.

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