1.       What would you do if you won the lottery?
At the press conference when asked the same question  I’ll say First I’m gonna get a Hummer, next I’m gonna buy one of those big trucks the army guys drive

2. What is the best thing you've accomplished along the way?
A great family

3. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
a trip across county and hit all the Ren Faires

4. Travel back in time and tell me what you would have done differently.

Nothing that would affect where I am now

5. How many times have you wanted to put a bag over your head and wish that you hadn't done what you did?
None.  I have no shame. 

6. If you HAD to pick the most influential person in your life,,,,who would it be?
I’d rather not say since they seem to think about it the wrong way.  Let’s just say being treated like crap taught me how to do things right

7. Do you know what your purpose on this Earth is?
To rule it

8. What are your thoughts on 'burning' bridges?
Why burn bridges when explosives work so much better

9. Do you think that most of the surveys we do are done by re-re's?
Most likely.

10. How many of my friends on here will answer my survey?
no idea

60 Things You Possibly Didn’t Know About Me [But Now You Do]

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
A booster seat which will be gone soon and a box of tissues

2. When was the last time you threw up?
I can’t remember, it’s been a while

3. What's your favorite word?
ummm like duDE

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Lisa, Jimmy, Philip

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
3.3 miles per hour on a 4% incline

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Still at this computer.

7. What is your favorite holiday?
Groundhogs day

8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Never, don’t see a reason to ever go.  Of course there are people that don’t believe that.

9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
Philip, go to sleep

10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Heavenly Hash

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
I'm working on a cup of hot tea.

12. What are you wearing right now?
2 things

13. What was the last thing you ate?
A chocolate chip cookie

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Nope

15. When was the last time you ran?
8am this morning

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Baseball for 30 minutes this afternoon.

17. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
A trip along the Seaway trail

18. Who is the last person you sent a comment/message?
My boss last week.

19. Ever go camping?
yes back in the 80’s

20. Do you have a tan?
no

21. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
I can’t remember what it was but yes

22. What is your guilty pleasure?
I don’t feel guilty doing it.

23. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?

No

24. Do you drink your pop from a straw?
almost never

25. What did your last text message say?
OK

26. Are you someone's best friend?
don’t know

27. What are you doing tomorrow?
going to the gym and thinking up a reason to not visit my mother.

28. Where is your mom right now?
either at home eating or at the casino

29. Look to your left, what do you see?
A wall

30. What color is your watch?
I haven’t had a watch in 8 years

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
The dingoes ate my baby

32. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yes but not in years

33. What is your birthstone?
Same as the wifes

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
go in; Pesci was right

35. Do you have any friends online that you hate?
Yes there is one that I hate.  I didn’t think I could but people change; some for the better…..

36. Do you have a dog?
Nope

37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Derek from work

38. Have you met anyone famous?
Patrick Duffy

39. Any plans today?
sleep

40. How many states have you lived in?
Technically 1 – DC is not a state

41. Ever go to college?
Yes

42. Where are you right now?
my chair

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
low volume on the TV

44. Last song listened to?
cant remember since it was at 13 hours ago

45. Last movie you saw?
Rush hour 3 and Snakes non a plane.

46. Are you allergic to anything?
not that I know about

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
it’s the only pair I have

48. Are you jealous of anyone?
The person that I used to be.

50. Is anyone jealous of you?
Yes, the person mentioned above

51. What time is IT?
time for sleep

52. Do any of your friends have children?
Yes.

53. Do you eat healthy?
I try. 

54. What do you usually do during the day?
work

55. Do you hate anyone right now?
yep

56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
no

57. How many kids do you want when your older?
none, they should be able to take care of themselves by then.

58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
39

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes

60. How did you get one of your scars?
I don’t have scars – all that clean living.

1) How tall are you? 5'11.5"
2) What star sign are you? Capricorn
3) Are You taken/single ? Married 17.5 years

4) Do you have children if so how many? 2

5) Whats your Natural Hair color? dark brown/black.
6) What color are your eyes? brown
7) What is your Dress/Trouser size? not telling

8) Whats your shoe size? 12 1/2

9) What is your fave thing to do? Blog.
10) Which do you love most Sex or Chocolate? These can be merged as one thing if done right!
11) Do you Have a secret crush? No secrets

12) Do you have a secret admirer? don't know

13) What is your job? I fix things.
14) Do you have a special skill? maybe
15) Tea or Coffee? Tea
16) Do you have any tattoos? nope

17) Do you have any piercings? nope.
18) Do you drive? for hours some days

19) Do you have a Lust for something or someone? the wife
20) Will you Tell me Who your secret crush is? I just did
21) Will you Tell me who your admirer is if you know? If I knewn!
22) Have you ever been arrested? Technically no

23) Is there anything you think you do better than anyone else? probably
24) What is your fave food? soup
25) What is your fave soft drink? Diet Dr. Pepper

26) Do you think you'd want to date me? I think the wife might have an issue with it
27) Where would you take me? Udepends on what your eyes wanted

28) Will you be my friend forever? maybe.
29) I Love you, do you love me too? I'd have to get to know you better
30) Will you post this on your blog for me to fill in for you? maybe

It's kinda pathisad, but this is the best Easter quiz, that I could find. I even looked around the web. My usual place didn't have one. Well, it did, but it was 4 questions long and 1 of them asked if I was male or female. Kind of a lame quiz. I thought that I should look further. Kinda shows how important other people think this holiday is, too, huh? Anyhoodle, here we go!

Will you atttend religious services on Easter Sunday?
After all the years in Catholic school NO

What is your favorite Easter candy?
candy is my favorite

What are you plans for Easter dinner? Will you cook?
Same as all the holidays – the long trip to the in laws

to another's house?
Yes let’s raise a toast to another’s house

Would you prefer Easter to be this early or later?

Later would be nice.

Break, and Easter all in the same week
what am I supposed to break???? Does it have anything to do with Dyngus day????

1) You find out that your family that is not more than 3 people have 4 or 5 mobile telephone numbers. 4 people and 2 mobile #’s

2)You send an Email to a work colleague even though he/she is sitting at a desk right next to yours. The closest colleague in at least 90 miles away

3)Your relationship with family members and friends that have no Email gets worse and you hardly talk to them, anymore. No change.

4)Park your car outside your house then use your mobile to phone the house to ask for assistance with carrying the shopping in. I tell the wife to do that if she has something that needs to be carried

5) Every TV advert has an internet address at the bottom of the screen. So???

6) Leaving the house without taking your mobile phone with you makes you really stress and rush back to pick it up even though you managed to live without one for 20 or 30 years of your life. Since I’m on call 24 hours a day for work I could lose my job if I don’t have it

8)As soon as you wake up in the morning you check the internet even before you have your coffee. I don’t drink coffee. I get the fish up then shower, then get lunch ready then check the internet

9)You are now reading this, smiling and shaking your head. no

10)You are so busy reading this that you didn’t even notice that this list has no number 7. I noticed

11)You went back up to check that there is no number 7. no because I noticed

12)I am sure if you scrolled up that you will find number 7, its just that you didn’t notice it.nope

13)You scrolled up again but you did not find number 7. I am making fun of you of course; this goes to show that you have no trust in yourself and that you believe anything said to you.

1) How do you like your grilled cheese?
with ham, cut in half

2) Where did you go on your last vacation?
It was a one day trip to Sterling Renn Faire

3) Who are your godparents?
May mother’s sister and her Ex husband

4) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Taking another quiz from Pinky

5) Where are you at noon everyday?
On the road home from Erie, PA

6) How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
yes, the week before I met the wife. I got tagged at 74 in a 55 but was actually doing 95. Wouldn’t have gotten caught if the blonde wasn’t complaining the rum was too warm. If we crossed a state line I’d still have 6 years in jail.

7) What is your favorite movie?
There are so many I can’t say only one fav.

8) What is the last thing you said out loud?
Ha, that’s funny

9) What do you think of the IPHONE?
Whatever.

10) What do you think of winter?
umm it’s cold and wet, I prefer warn and wet.

11) What do you do for relaxation?
depends….

12) Where did you get your couch from?
Wife’s great aunt, we’re looking for a knew set for the living room, we broke the couch and LOVE seat

13) Do you use a plan book?
A what?????

14) At what age do you plan on having kids?
I won’t be, the wife did already

15) When was the last time you swam?

I don’t swim

16) What do you order at Subway?
I usually don’t go there.

17) Do you keep your closets organized?
I’m not allowed closet space

18) How do you make headaches go away?
I like Pinky’s answer but I used Advil when the kids are awake.

19) Have you owned a beta before? What was his name?
no, I had Guppy’s and we have some other fish now.

20.) If you moved out of state where would you go?
I wouldn’t

21) How old is your best friend?
39

22) Did you attend pre school?
Nope, I started with Kindergarden.

23) What do your shower curtains look like?
we have doors

24) Did you have an imaginary friend as a child?
no but I do hear voices

25) How do you make eggs?
fried

26) Where do you wash your clothes?
I’m not allowed near the laundry

27) Which parent do you look most like?
My mother.

28) Who are the neighbors who live to the right of you?
not sure I don’t talk to the neighbors

29) What are your thoughts on Tom Cruise?
he’s an idiot that needs to go away

30) What is the next vehicle you wish to buy?
No plans for years I hope

31) Do you pay bills online or by mail?
we pay which ever way works best for each bill

32) What would be the best gift someone could get you right now?
clarity

33) What is something stressful you will deal with next week?
nope

34) What is something in your home that you collect?
crap.. we have tons of crap

35) What did you do last night?
took out the garbage

36) Who did you last see?
The wife

37) How do you take your coffee?
I don’t take coffee

38) What is the oldest thing in your fridge?
The ice cube try

39) On your keyboard what key is wearing out from pressing it so much?
none of them yet

40) Where do you put your keys when you come home?
which set, the house keys stay in the coat pocket

41) Where do you go for Thanksgiving?
the in laws, I hate traveling for the holidays

42) How old will u you be in 2010?
40

43) What actor/actress would play you in a movie?
Maurice Lamarch – the Brain from Pinky and the Brain

44) How much cash is in your wallet?
no idea

45) Would you have a one night stand with your favorite movie star?
Nope, never had one why start now.

46) What color is your house?
I’d have to outside but it’s dark…

47) If you were starving to death would you eat a pet?
I only have fish and they’re small

48) Ever been to Alabama?
no

49) What kind of accent do you have?
Buffalo Polish

What will you be doing this St Patrick's day? I went to Erie, PA to replace a cable

What do you enjoy most about St Patrick's Day? Nothing, it’s a normal day to me.

What green clothing will you be wearing? I didn’t wear any green today...

Will you be going to a St Patrick's day parade? No, they were over the weekend. The leader of Sinn Fein was grand marshal of one of them.

Will you drink any green beer? I don’t drink any beer.

Do you know what a Shalaylay is? Is it something you shake at traffic???

Have you ever shaken your Shalaylay? Yes, once 5 times in one day, but I was younger then.

Do you like Guiness? Alec? He’s a great actor.

Is there any Irish in your family? The wife is Half so the vkids are a quarter Irish

Have you ever tried to find the end of the rainbow? Nope,

What would you do with a pot of gold? Ummm give it back so I don’t get murdereds in my sleep, I’ve seen the movie

Have you ever been to Ireland? No, I don't really have a desire to go, either.

Have you ever looked for a 4 leaf clover? Yes, I never found one, though. It wasn't a very extensive search, however.

Did you ever find a 4 leaf clover? Look above and be safe, if you drink.

A wacky quiz from Pinky that she got from somewhere else

Tagged with a TWIST ...... This is a fun way to get to know your friends a little better.
Here is how it works.
If you have been TAGGED, you must copy the questions and post and answer them in your BLOG! The questions start off basic then get more personal and then go back to basic. BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWERS! You then have to TAG 6 other people.
Here is the TWIST ... YOU CAN BE TAGGED BACK! So be careful who you TAG because if they TAG you back they must ask you up to 3 personal questions that you MUST ANSWER BACK, but they must ask them in your private message/mailbox. This will be a test to see who your "real friends" are and who is just a picture on your page.

1. What is your name? Michael

2. How old are you? 38

3. When is your birthday? Sometime in 1970

4. Do you have a nickname and what is it? Mike

5. Do you smoke? No, I don't.

6. Do you or have you done drugs? Just precription and Advil.

7. Have you ever been in jail or arrested? Technically no – yes I know I promised a blog on that.

8. Are you a neat freak? I’m organized

9. What type of man/woman are you attracted to? Just one Lisa

10. Do you prefer blondes, brunettes or redheads? Doesn’t matter

11. Is there someone online who you want to be with? The wife

12. If so ... Does that person know how you feel? yes

13. How many times a week do you have sex? Depends on the week and if you include myself

14. Have you ever thought of someone else during sex wishing it was that person you were with instead? never

15. Have you ever called out someone else's name during sex? never

16. What turns you on the most? Hmmm can’t answer that one cause I just watch it happen and they wouldn’t want me to mention what it is.

17. Do you have a fetish and what is it? Not really

18. What kind of vehicle do you drive and what color? A white cargo van

19. Do you believe in falling in love without meeting the other person face to face first? It’s possible but I need to see the eyes

20. Long or short hair? Depends on the face. Some people look better with certain hair

21. Describe yourself in one word: confused

22. Do you or have you had sex chat before? no.

24. Do you or have you had phone sex before? no

25. Do you have a cam? It came with the laptop but it stays off

26. Do you give oral and do you swallow? Yes

27. Do you enjoy anal sex? Give or receive

28. What is the one sexual fantasy you have that you haven't done before? Can’t say there is one

30. If you could make one wish, what would it be? The power of God

31. Do you have any special talents and if so what ? I can annoy people

32. Can you cook? yes

33. What is your favorite food? The wife’s meatloaf

34. Do you prefer quiet nights on the weekend or going out for fun?quiet

35. Big crowds or small crowds? No crowds

36. Do you like to tease your partner when having sex? sometimes

37. Licker or kisser? Depends on how things are going

38. Is there something about you that you have never told anyone .. Can’t say there is.

39. Where is the last unusual place that you had sex? No where unusual

40. Was it what you expected? The bsex or the quiz????

The people I'm tagging are.......anyone who wants to do it

What song are you listening to right now?

I rarely listen to music at home.

What do you love?

The wife and kids

your mom or mine

Can I see a picture of your mom before I make a decision??????

When you find a spider do you kill it or let it go?

Kill it per the rules of being a husband

Lefty or Righty?

Depends on what I’m doing…………

What is your favorite season?

Fall, good tem and dry

Do you HAS?

What?!? This is a dumb question!

What is your favorite song of all time?

I wanna be sedated by the Ramones

What is my favorite nail polish color?

How would I know your favorite color?

Would you give your number to anyone that looks good?

nope

American or British?

I love British sitcoms on PBS

OLD SCHOOL R.KELLY OR NEW SCHOOL R.KELLY?

Neither

MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK?

I have both

LIP GLOSS,CARMEX OR CHAP STICK?

none

Who was your first kiss?

Again……….. Lynn

do you look behind the shower curtain before you go to the bathroom?

We have a shower door…

D-Generation X or Evolution?

What..

Undertaker or Kane?

Undertaker.

What is your favorite movie?

There are too many I like to chose just one

Who is your favorite