Family 1 – They skate.  They built a half pipe in their yard.  They skate and are inDUHviduals.  They opened a skate shop.  When the kid what something they get it.  Dad plays video games with the tribe.  The tribe is minors that just show up at the house.  You know that weird old guy down the street with the cool stuff in the basement that all the kids like.  The guy that ends up in jail for pedophilia; that’s how I see him.  The new mom has not eaten a hot dog as an adult; she equates it to eating dog poo.  She had one bite.  The daughter does not understand why she should clean after 20 people were making a mess in the house.  New rule for the week is no skating until chores are done.  The dad is more of a kid then any kid.

Family 2 – They are exceptional.  Because they said so.  They all play piano every day except their birthday.  They celebrate their birthdays on the same day because it’s efficient.  They have homework from mom.  They have essays.  They have chores and piano before school.  The children are not allowed to hang out with friends.  They drink Green water.  It’s water with veggies in it.  The mom likes to control everything including others.  HER WORDS.

They eat healthily raw food.

Family learns that the new mom is into skateboards and the dad worries about them getting in trouble with the law.  The children have a required amount of weeds to pull.   The children are required to do report on news articles from the paper during dinner.  New rule for the week is playing other instruments besides the piano.  The dad just talks over people until people give up.  He wants things done because he said they need to be done.  Not why they need to be done.

Another week with no yelling and each side learned something.

Vacation Swap

A new idea.  Two families share their vacations. 

Family 1 is rich – as in mansions!!!   Their vacation is a $10,000 per night chalet in Aspen.  The place comes with a cook and butler.  They wear suits to dinner.  Family 2 does not own a suit.  Family 1 is super snooty!!!!  There are rules for the vacationers.  Apparently family 1 did not like they way family 2 dressed and ate.  Family 2 did not meet look requirements for family 1.  Family 1 forces family 2 to buy all new clothes.  One fur coat equaled a house payment for family 2.  Then it was off to dinner – sushi.  

Family 2 learns to ski in Aspen.  Then end of the vacation is a helicopter drop of the 2 best skiers from each family.  1 member of family 2 can’t get down the mountain and her partner whines the whole time because he couldn’t go down the mountain.

Family 2 – middle class – they camp at a dairy farm.  Family 1 thinks a camper is inhumane.  They mock the camper because it’s beneath them.  They freak because there is no butler to do everything for them.  All they do is complain about dirt and diseases they will get touching dirt.  The mom from family 1 has makeup case the size of a laptop bag. 

The mom and one son come around but the other 2 sons refuse to do their part.

After the swap Family one goes home and learns it’s ok to make dinner on their own once a week.  Family 2 tries new types of vacations beside camping at the same place every year.

Family 1 learns how to fish. It’s a joke; they have no idea how to do anything for themselves because they never have.  The mom is expected to help with dinner.  She can’t cut a potato; she doesn’t know how to use a knife.  This family is a waste of humanity.

For those that can’t tell I hate snooty rich people that expect others to bow to them.  I only hope the worse can happen to these people.

A local family was on Wife Swap. She made people in Buffalo look like asses. The family from here were complete jerks. Spending all day trying to look good is not the answer. I hope I never have to deal with these people evry in real life. The way they treat everyone else around then is terrible.

http://www.wkbw.com/news/local/12907002.html

By Jenny Rizzo

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