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Anti-gravity Porn: YouPorn ventures into outer space
The 200 mile-high club
PORN VALLEY, April 1, 2008 - YouPorn announces the XXX PRIZE, with $10 million of prize money to be given to the first amateur porn video made in space. Following the success of the Ansari X PRIZE which offered $10 million to the first organization to launch a private spacecraft into space, the YouPorn team has been gnawing on the possibilities available to the anti-gravitational sphere: Unprecedented sex positions, job opportunities, pioneering space sex... the unending potential has prompted YouPorn to unveil the XXX PRIZE.
Mirroring the Ansari X PRIZE, YouPorn will award the first individual or group who successfully creates the first porn video in outer space with $10 million of prize money. The prize money serves as gratitude for taking the first step towards inter-galactic porn, creating new vistas towards this unexplored golden niche, such as future researches in human sexuality in conjunction with weightlessness.
"We are very excited in being the pioneering cause to space porn," commented YouPorn's CEO, which would only like to be known as Dave excitedly. "Probing into this virgin territory, think Air 69, Matrix-style cum shots, space porn stars, space suit fetish, suspended sex... 'The Orbital Maneuver' will no longer be confined to space pilot textbooks. We will create a new chapter in porn history!"
When asked about the logistics of getting to space, Dave was confident that it wouldn't be a problem. He cites the boom in space tourism in recent years. As of November 2007, a space tourism company has pre-sold nearly 200 seats for their space tourism flights, each seat costing $200,000 (link). "Space flights will definitely be much more affordable in the coming years" he asserts confidently.
The winning video will be made available on YouPorn for free. YouPorn executives are confident that the video will easily be the most viewed porn video on the Internet.
Founded in 2006, YouPorn is the No. 1 adult video sharing website and 28th most visited website on the Internet according to Alexa, a website ranking service.
I haven't been blogging lately; mostly with work and the holidays I don't have much time. That and l've had the voices yammering in my head all the time so it's hard to think.
But today I dicover that God loves me and I needed to write a blog. How do I know he/she loves me you ask. Simple, Sara Michelle Gellar is topless in this months Maxin. I've been waiting for this ever since Buffy the Vampire Slayer was cancelled. I figured once her career tanked she'd do anything to rebound. Then she all went and got married and put her career on hold. Except fot those horrible Scooby Do movies she made with her hubby.
Then I also got the news that she has 3 new movies coming out. Including one where she plays a porn star. I will own the DVD. It's call Southland Tales.
Saturday Philip had his Reading Rocks ceremony. The mayor of Buffalo has a summer reading program. You read 7 books and do a quick summary that gets sent to the mayors office. All participants get invited to the ceremony. We thought it would be a quick run in get a certificate and then leave. We get to the convention center, check in and get the certificate. We are told to go upsatirs. Upstairs is 250 tables and over 100 volunteers directing people. You get a free shirt, book (Treasure Island for Philip) pencils, note pad, game, and bookbag. We also get tickets to the Chineese auction and door prize. Philip won a $10 gift card to kaybe toys.
Other prizes were 55 bikes donated by #55 of the Buffalo Bills, 10 $50 bank accounts, 10 Ipods, and a ton of other things. The 1st prize was a $500 multi game set from ESPN. The grand prize was a $1250 college scholarship.
Only 900 kids in the city participated. There are over 40,000 eligible students.
Sunday we went to another open house to help Jimmy pick a high school. The Catholic schools go all out.
This video was shown at the school for one of their clubs. It's also used to promote how much technology the school has.
*whew* Since it's too hot in the Northern Hemisphere to do anything outside, I vote we go to the movies ! Thanks Myk for the great idea !!
Let's Go To The Movies:
1. What was the best movie you've ever seen? Did you see it at the theatre/drive-in, on DVD/VHS, or on television? Depends. I don't have an all time fav. I like Star Wars, Better Off dead, and Die Hard. Sometimes I will re-watch a movie I like and hate on that day but love it another. Most of my movie watching is on DVD.
2. Which do you prefer: DVD/VHS, Theatre, Drive-In, On Demand (cable), or just waiting til it comes to television (commercials and all)? DVD
3. What was the worst movie you ever paid money to see? Why? I don't have a worst fim either. There was a really bad movie with the unknown comic that was absolutely terrible but made me laugh when drunk.
4. Color films or black and white? Do you prefer a specific genre? Doesn't matter, Clerks is BW and is great. Star Wars is very colorful and is great. I prefer SF/F and comedy. Although, I wonder why there are relatively few good fanatasy movies.
5. Movie food: over priced junk? What do you get when you go to the movies? Very over priced, Usually just th large popcorn and small drink.
One thing to add, I've never seen Titanic or It's a Wonderful Life. I hate seeing movies that get that great of reviews too often. If no one dislikes it I;ll look for everything I can to hate it.
If you would like to participate copy the questions and your answers in your blog, leave a comment on here on The Friday Five with the link to your blog (or if you need help just comment here and I'll find your link for you) and I'll put the link to your answers on the blog. Fun, easy, and no time limit.
I don't normally do the cut and paste but this needed to be seen. She never should have let out. It's good to see a judge that won't let money and blond hair let someone get out of jail. There's another article out there about how here fans are suffering. What a joke.
Thanks Stuff for pointing out the video!!!!!
Hilton Sent Back to Jail in Hysterics By LINDA DEUTSCH AP Special Correspondent
LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was sent screaming and crying back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her sentence behind bars rather than in the comfort of her Hollywood Hills home.
"It's not right!" shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she cried out to her mother.
Hours earlier, the 26-year-old hotel heiress was taken handcuffed from her home in a black-and-white police car, paparazzi sprinting in pursuit and helicopters broadcasting live from above. She entered the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, without makeup, wearing a fuzzy gray sweat shirt over slacks.
She cried throughout the hearing, dabbing her eyes, and her body shook constantly. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."
Hilton was taken to a treatment center at the downtown Twin Towers jail for medical and psychiatric examination to determine which facility she will be held in, said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.
"She'll be there for at least a couple of days," he said.
Despite being ordered to serve the remainder of her original 45-day sentence, Hilton could still be released early. Inmates are given a day off their terms for every four days of good behavior, and her days in home detention counted as time served.
Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was calm but apparently irked by Sheriff Lee Baca's decision to release Hilton three days into her sentence due to an unspecified "medical condition."
"I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions," Sauer said. "At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home."
The hearing was requested by the city attorney's office, which had prosecuted Hilton and wanted Baca held in contempt for releasing Hilton despite Sauer's express order that she must serve her time in jail. The judge took no action on the contempt request.
A member of the county counsel's staff said Baca was willing to come to court with medical personnel. The judge did not take him up on the offer.
Assistant City Attorney Dan F. Jeffries argued that Hilton's incarceration was purely up to the judge. "Her release after only three days erodes confidence in the judicial system," he said.
Hilton's attorney, Richard Hutton, implored the judge to order a hearing in his chambers to hear testimony about Hilton's medical condition before making a decision. The judge did not respond to that suggestion.
Another of her attorneys, Steve Levine, said, "The sheriff has determined that because of her medical situation, (jail) is a dangerous place for her."
"The court's role here is to let the Sheriff's Department run the jail," he said.
The judge interrupted several times to say that he had received a call last Wednesday from an undersheriff informing him that Hilton had a medical condition and that he would submit papers to the judge to consider. He said the papers never arrived.
Every few minutes, the judge would interrupt proceedings, state the time on the clock, and note that the papers still had not arrived.
He also noted that he had heard that a private psychiatrist visited Hilton in jail, and he wondered if that person played a role in deciding her medical needs.
The last attorney to speak was another deputy city attorney, David Bozanich, who declared, "This is a simple case. There was a court. The Sheriff's Department chose to violate that order. There is no ambiguity."
Hilton's twisted jailhouse saga began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz on what she said was a late-night hamburger run.
She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. In the months that followed she was stopped twice while driving on a suspended license. The second stop landed her in Sauer's courtroom.
Back before Sauer on Friday, Hilton's entire body trembled as the final pitch was made for her further incarceration. She clutched a ball of tissue and tears ran down her face.
Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: "The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."
Hilton screamed.
Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton's mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.
Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.
